QUIZ: Will your outfit save you from the zombie apocalypse?
You woke up one Friday to the news of a zombie apocalypse in your area. Before you leave to look for a safe zone, you need to choose an outfit first.

You just woke up.
It’s Friday and you just want to fast-forward to the weekend. You’ve got a lot of things planned—a weekend market with the girlies, a solo coffee date at your favorite cafe where the barista knows your name, and doom-scrolling on TikTok for the rest of it.
However, before you even reach for your phone, you hear a harrowing emergency alert. You thought it was another storm coming, but you can’t believe your eyes:
A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK in your area was reported at 5:10 AM. 10,000 are currently infected. STAY AT HOME.
You check social media and everyone’s already posting about it. Some of your co-workers got bitten (you hate them, so that’s okay), and some, like you, just woke up confused.
Then, you hear a knock at your door. You get up to see who it is.
Through the peephole, you recognize your nosy neighbor. Only this time, she looks different. Her skin is graying and her rat’s nest of hair looks even more awful—so awful that you almost miss the huge, gaping hole where her stomach used to be.
And then, behind her, you see other creatures following suit. It’s obvious that, pretty soon, the zombies will take over your house.
Ignoring all warnings to stay at home, you start preparing for the journey to find a safe zone. But then, you’re presented with a pressing question: What are you going to wear?
Each letter corresponds to a point. Remember the letters you chose for each category, and add up the numbers at the end of the quiz to see your survival rate. Let’s start before you get eaten alive!
What top are you wearing for the apocalypse?
We can’t have you going out in your pajamas! It might be the apocalypse, but that doesn’t mean you should be caught dead in a bad outfit!
A: Zombie apocalypse? It’s not that serious! Bring the festive vibe to the end of the world!
B: It can also double as a mirror! It might help start a fire, reflect light, or capture the attention of helicopters—the possibilities are endless. That said, it could attract zombies too, so proceed with caution.
C: Protect the twins with these twins, so you can run with proper support!
D: Imagine how good you would look fighting off zombies in these sleeves—perfect for shimmying.
E: Post-apocalyptic distressed top, but make it fashion and maximalist. Very easy to move around in and fight!
F: Spiky! Anything that comes too close will be cut!
Pick a bottom!
No, not that kind of bottom!
The world might be burning, but it’s still your runway. Pick what else you’ll strut in.
A: Cute and you can easily move in! Harley Quinn sure knew what she was doing with her fashion choices.
B: Not only will you look cute, but you’ll also have emotional support plushies with you.
C: It’s not hard to walk with grace in this skirt, but if you run, well, that’s a different story.
D: So adorable that zombies might even say “awww!”
E: A real head-turner, but zombies might turn their heads too…
F: It might be the apocalypse, but that doesn’t mean you can’t show off your legs.
Don’t forget your outerwear:
Yes, even when the world’s ending, you still have to layer. After all, it’s a surefire way to elevate your outfit!
A: +1500 storage points, but it can be noisy and attract zombies if you’re not careful!
B: If the world is ending, you might as well wear Lirika Matoshi, right?
C: Color blocking? Yes, please! You can never go wrong with it! But for a zombie apocalypse? Hmm, we’ll see about that.
D: Don’t underestimate the power of a versatile vest—though this one might just be for looks. No pockets or anything, but what it lacks in usefulness, it makes up for in cuteness.
E: The coat might be helpful for survival because if a helicopter flies overhead, they definitely won’t miss you!
F: Zombies won’t be able to bite you on the first try!
Which shoes are you running in?
Doomsday requires a lot of running and strutting. Which ones do you think will help you survive a horde of zombies?
A: You are soooo going to be the it-girl in the apocalypse!
B: Can light your way in the dark. Functional.
C: Cute and can protect you from zombie bites—probably.
D: You can remove the Legos and use them against zombies!
E: Fuzzy dog shoes! Need I say more? Might be squeaky…..
F: A kick with these on is enough to kill a zombie, for sure. But, how are you going to run in them?
Time is running out! Think of a cute purse to go with your outfit!
Where are you going to store everything you need for the apocalypse? You can’t carry it all at once, right?
A: May or may not be haunted
B: Undeniably cute and can probably fit a lot of things
C: A weapon and a bag all in one!
D: In case you don’t survive, wouldn’t you rather die in Chanel?
E: It can store all your mental health pills!
F: Can also keep you fresh, even in the apocalypse.
What are you accessorizing with?
An outfit isn’t complete without accessories! Even a zombie outbreak won’t stop the rules of fashion and style.
A: In case a zombie tries to bite off your ears, at least you have earmuffs to protect them....right?
B: Can EASILY elevate any outfit!
C: For the girlies who need a badass soundtrack during the apocalypse.
D: Can also double as a weapon!
E: It’s giving Medieval armor and may or may not add more points.
F: A reminder that girls rule the world, not zombies. 10/10 inspiring.
How is your mug going to look?
What’s going to be your go-to makeup look for the apocalypse? Choose wisely!
A: Fire hazard! But is that a good or bad thing? Hmmm.. You can add it to your attack tactics, but on the flip side, it might just burn you.
B: If looks could kill, this mug would be lethal. Who says you can’t be a baddie during the apocalypse?
C: It might act as camouflage if you hide in a bush.
D: These embellishments could double as a trail so you don’t get lost.
E: Apocalypses are emotional roller coasters, so dress the part of a gorgeous hopeless girl!
F: Well, if you can’t beat them, join them!
What emotional support trinket are you bringing?
A girl needs her emotional support trinkets. The zombie apocalypse is going to be stressful, so it doesn’t hurt to be extra prepared.
A: You’re not going to let your Tamagotchi die during an apocalypse, would you? Or are you that heartless?
B: It takes up so much space, but I know it’s hard to resist Monchhichi!
C: Lesbians always know what they’re doing. 10/10 might inspire you to think of creative ways to escape!
D: You might be able to use this to trade with other trinket girlies you come across.
E: They’re glow-in-the-dark!
F: It can serve as a reminder of what will happen if you don’t survive.
You almost forgot to bring a weapon!
What are you going to kill zombies with?
A. You can’t deny that this is pretty cvnt!!!
B: Go live your Gogo Yubari fantasy!
C: Highly recommended for those who shine in close combat, but I know it would be a waste to use a pretty dagger on ugly zombies!
D: A stun gun, girl? Really????
E: Very portable!! But it might work the same as a butter knife.
F: LETHAL.
Based on your choices, can you survive?
Compute your points!
Results:
0-15: Girl, you’re dead. You have no survival instincts. At least you look good, I guess.
16-20: You’ll survive the first wave of zombies that you encounter. After that, though, not even a killer outfit can save you.
21-25: You barely survived. You see a military zone up ahead, but then….a zombie bites you. Ugh, don’t you just hate it when that happens?
26-39: You survived the apocalypse, but someone told you your outfit sucks. Yikes—no one can survive from that.
40-45: You survived and won an award for being the best-dressed in the zombie apocalypse!!! What a great achievement you’ll be proud of for the rest of your life.
Such a fun quiz and at the same time, such a good article